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I’m a prescriptivist. I admit it. I’m even a prescriptivist of a type that’s catalogued in Language Log: A Field Guide to Prescriptivists, namely a Fashion Prescriptivist.
Fashion– how an admired group talks. Deviation is alienation.
In my particular case the admired group is quite specific: Jane Austen. I recognize the point that descriptivist linguistics makes, that linguistic fashions are arbitrary and that there is nothing intrinsic in Standard English, or any other form, that makes it superior. But if the choice is arbitrary, then we might as well plump for the version of the language that lets us read Pride and Prejudice (and, as an added benefit, English literature since then). It would be a tragedy if there came a point where “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” needed a gloss for the modern native English-speaking reader as the opening of Romeo and Juliet now does:
SAMPSON
Gregory, o’ my word, we’ll not carry coals.
GREGORY
No, for then we should be colliers.
SAMPSON
I mean, an we be in choler, we’ll draw.
Short of that, it’s all good.
Thursday, June 3rd, 2004