How Dumb Is That?

Prompted by a query by one of my friends as to whether we tended to say “dumb as a bag of hammers”, “dumb as a box of hair”, or “dumb as a box of hammers” I did the following Googling on “Dumb as a X”:

  • Dumb as a * : 502,000
  • Bag of hammers: 30,700
  • Box of hair: 2,960
  • Box of hammers: 1,600
  • Box of Rocks: 36,600
  • Bag of Rocks: 843
  • Bag of Hamsters: 2
  • A Shed: 2
  • A Post: 33,900
  • A Stump: 35,500
  • A Rock: 64,000
  • A Brick: 36,300

“Dumb as an *”:21,100

  • Ox: 675
  • Oyster: 18,400
  • Elephant: 2,860

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