Logomacy
Between logomachy and logomancy . . .

Twice in the past week when the subject of Red Dwarf has come up and I’ve sung part of the theme¹. Some of my friends, who are certainly familiar with the show, have expressed surprise at the lyrics, which apparently never registered with them. So here they are, courtesy of Classic cult television theme song lyrics

Red Dwarf, Theme Tune

It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all alone, more or less,
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh mango juice,
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.