Archive for May, 2005

I, Robot

OKCupid! The Personality Defect Test
*Robot*

You are 100% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don’t bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don’t really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Sunday, May 29th, 2005

Chomping on Chomsky?

Randy Milholland, of Something Positive fame (if fame is the right word), has a new comic:Midnight Macabre - Updating Monday Through Friday. It’s set in 1981 and it’a about a young guy taking over a local TV station’s late night hosted horror movie show (think Elvira, or SCTV’s Count Floyd) when the old host dies on air. So far it’s mostly set-up, but the real reason I bring it up is today’s blog comment by Randy, apropos of publicists:

I want a publicist so I’ll have someone to make things up for me. “Mr. Milholland was, of course, only kidding when he punched the reporter’s child in the forehead and then had sexual relations with that piano. And, of course, it was completely an inside joke when my client hamstringed Noam Chomsky and pulled him into an alley way to feast upon the good professor’s leathery flesh.”

No idea what brought Chomsky to his mind in this context, but I bet that’s a rarer1 sentence than “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.”

  1. - though not a less probable one

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

Blinger is now EFL Geek

Blinger left this in a comment, but I thought it deserved an entry. He has changed his blog and is now EFL Geek: ESL & EFL in Korea. I’ve updated the blogroll appropriately.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

The English-to-American Dictionary

The English-to-American Dictionary

Somebody with some time on their1 hands and access to the online OED could probably have some fun sorting out the folk etymology from the real here, since the authors usual reference is “somebody wrote in and told me this.”

hat-tip: Oxblog

  1. I’m trying to be less prescriptivist about this. If it was good enough for Jane Austen, and all…but I still feel a little guilty writing it. Hence this footnote.

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Making fun of the Sith, because it’s easy

Tightly Wound: Thumbnail Guide to the Sith

Me, I’m not going to see it. I just don’t care about the Star Wars back-story. Hell, after the changes Lucas wrought I barely care about Star Wars itself any more. Or, as Scott Kurtz puts it in PVP, Joss Whedon is my master now.

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

Glee!

*A Student’s Introduction to English Grammar*, by Huddleston and Pullum, arrived from amazon yesterday, and I’ve been immersed in it ever since. This is the introductory textbook based on the material in their massive *Cambridge Grammar of the English Language* that I was wrestling with a few months ago. More on it later, but what a great book… I know some people who are getting this as a present, oh, yes…

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

12-Pixel Superhero Test

Here’s a cute little app that quizzes you on (grossly simplified, 12-pixel) versions of Superhero Chest Symbols

Bear in mind that what it’s showing you is 12 pixels representing the chest and waist of the hero/villain. Don’t try and interpret it as a shot of the logo itself, or just part, or it’ll confuse you.

For what it’s worth, I scored 20/21 (I got the first one wrong because I wasn’t sure what I was supposed to be looking at). It helps to go with your gestalt impression instead of reasoning about what each pixel is supposed to represent.

Friday, May 20th, 2005

What is Your World View Quiz

QuizFarm.com :: What is Your World View? (corrected…again)

This is a really weird quiz, I think, because the questions are so vague. I took it once and was outraged that it pegged me as being substantially post-modernist, so I took it again trying to divine what the questions were driving at instead of just rating them literally on the 1 (strongly disagree) to 5 (strongly agree) scale. My comments after the questions are a mixture of complaining about the questions and simply explaining my thinking about them:

1 Anything can be reduced to simple understandable components.

Anything? No, of course not…it’s possible to design things deliberately to avoid making them easily decomposable, not to mention the fact that there are certainly limits to what human brains are capable of apprehending (along the lines of computer-produced mathematical proofs that we believe are correct because of how they are produced, but no human being can actually hold in mind all at once). Nevertheless as a research strategy, that’s the only game in town. The quiz author is undoubtably thinking that to disagree with this is to embrace the mystical, irrational and ineffable.

2 The world was a more ideal place years ago.

Yeah, why it was more ideal just last year. I guess there are people who actually believe this, for some value of years ago, but I suspect most of them aren’t taking into account some pretty important things like modern medicine allowing them to survive childhood.

3 Science has destroyed or at least severely lessened the original purpose of life.

There’s a glimmering of a Nietzschean idea in there, maybe, if you think that life is something that was once believed to have a purpose and that belief historically was destroyed or lessened by the advance of science. But if you’re not talking about beliefs, but saying that life–not just human lives, but life itself, is actually the kind of thing that can have a purpose, it’s hard to see how Science could possibly diminish or destroy that. A mad metaphysician with an De-Purposifying ray? It all seems to be a garbled way of expressing the proposition “Science undermined religious authority and that was bad.”

4 Meaning always depends on the context.

Um, yeah? That’s Grice, if not Wittgenstein.

5 All that exists is matter and energy.

This is the kind of thing I mean. If somebody were of a rationalist and scientific bent, and knew something about modern science, they would of course disagree–there’s the whole of space-time to consider, if nothing else. What the question is trying to get at is whether you believe in either the supernatural or some form of platonism, idealism, or dualism.

6 Language itself must be put under a critical eye.

Unfortunately if you’re interested in analytic philosophy answering in the affirmative to this gets you lumped in with the pomos. My take is that language must indeed be put under a critical eye–in order to understand language. If you think by doing so you’re understanding something about physics or the universe, though, you’ve got another think coming.

7 There is no truth.

This is self-contradictory. Again, what they seem to be getting at is whether you intend to deny or affirm that there are certain universal verities (likely of morality or behavior–the kind of thing people refer to when they capitalize is as the Truth), not tricking you into admitting that everything you think is incoherent.

8 Religions have lost their focus and should be returned to their founding principles.

Like human sacrifice? Ok, this question at least does seem to straightforward. I disagree, naturally, but I don’t have to second guess what it’s driving at.

9 In order to progress we must look to the past.

See, as someone who did History as an undergrad, I would think that understanding the past is important for any human endeavor (whether or not you want to call that progress). But by look to the past they mean emulate the past, because agreeing with this ups your romanticism score.

10 In the end there will be a togetherness (or oneness) of all things.

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. I doubt it means you subscribe to the Big Crunch theory. Probably some sort of mystical gobbledygook. Agreeing ups your idealism score, but that’s not how I understand philosophical Idealism, and it doesn’t make much sense to me in the ordinary language sense of having strong ideals, either.

11 Mankind is condemned to be free. (there is no outside control)

Another puzzler. You could believe this because you were existentialist (which is how the quiz scores you), but you could equally well believe this because you’re an orthodox Christian and believe that God has granted you free will, or for that matter a Buddhist working out your karmic debt.

12 The potential of the divine is within us.

Nah, but a simple enough question.

13 Religious dogma and scientific empiricism are both steps in the wrong direction.

Say wha-? Steps in what direction? It doesn’t take much sophistication to regard those two as being orthogonal. In any case agreeing ups your cultural creative score, disagreeing drops it.

14 If given free range, humans will find their own place in the universe.

If given free range, so will chickens. Or as Buckaroo Banzai puts it, “Wherever you go, there you are.” Apparently agreeing with this makes you an Existentialist.

15 Our modern society has been plagued by an absence of emotion.

It’s a veritable plague, I tell you. Nothing like the mass hysterias and riots we had in the good old days, when men were more in touch with their inner hatred of their fellow men, and burning people at the stake or dashing the babies of your enemies against the rocks was regarded as a darn good idea.

16 Morals are socially constructed.

The details, sure, but a lot of the basics (concerns of justice, or at least fairness) seem to be hardwired–unless you believe Bonobos construct theirs socially.

17 There are no more heroes like there once were.

Because now we idolize athletes, unlike, say, the Greeks…

18 The majority of religious scripture should be taken literally.

Does anybody believe this? I mean even if you’re a Christian Biblical literalist, would you agree that the majority of all religious scriptures should be taken literally? The Koran, the Book of Mormon, the Book of the Dead?

19 The idea of god is purely for comfort.

Well, not purely…the idea of God has been pretty uncomfortable for a lot of people (and what a lovely day it is for an auto da fe). More seriously, there’s at least some evidence that it may be built in to the way brains work, at least in part (I’m thinking of the people who become religious monomaniacs when a very specific part of the brain gets damaged). My guess is that it’s closer to the idea of God(s) begins as a malfunction of the part of the brain that interprets intentionality, but there are real philosophical issues on top of that. I happen to think Atheism is correct, but it’s not obviously crazy or wish-fulfillment to ponder Ontological or Cosmological proofs of the existence of something that might fit the label “God”.

20 Evolution is taking us closer to the spiritual realm, whatever that may be.

“What do you mean we, White Man?” Even if evolution is teleological, or there’s a milder time’s-arrow effect towards increasing complexity, and even if that direction is towards “the spiritual realm” why would it be taking “us” rather than our successors there?

21 Everything is rational if given the right amount of effort.

Another of those where it seems that answering according to the thrust of the question (the world is basically rational) yields an opposite response to the literal interpretation (everything is ultimately rational, even the irrational).

22 Science can solve all problems and answer all questions, eventually.

Including this one? I’m not sure whether science eventually subsuming philosophy is a dream or a nightmare, but I’m pretty sure that my commitment to rationality and empiricism doesn’t require that I believe it.

23 Life is just a complex arrangement of physical particles.

See prior comments.

24 Life has been a self-alienation of the divine and we’re moving closer to realizing our true nature.

Another of those Bizarro idealism questions. You hear that, you stupid bacteria? You’re a self-alienation of the divine! Evolve to your true nature or be damned! Bwahahaha!

25 Humans created God.

Old guy with a big white beard that sits in the clouds? Yeah. The fundamental reason, if there is one, for the existence of everything? Mebbe not so much. Whether such a thing should be identified with God is an open question, to me.

26 Our ethical nature is pre-programmed.

See prior comment about Bonobos. There are certain ways of looking at things that form the presuppositions of ethics that are natural to humans, and are in that sense “pre-programmed”; attempt to reform humans that ignore or attempt to reverse these are, imo, pretty much doomed to failure without genetic engineering or some other way of changing the wiring.

27 Life includes and transcends fundamental physical particles

I think this is asking whether Vitalism is true. See previous posts (on Blogosophy) on Zombies and Deadites.

28 Interpretation is an intrinsic feature of the fabric of the universe.

You might think that this was getting at some kind of modern physics interpretation, but you’d be wrong. Agreeing with this pegs you as a pomo who thinks that the fabric of the Universe is just another example of text.

29 Spirituality halts the progress of society.

Marxism is the opiate of the people who think religion is the opiate of the people.

30 There is a spiritual side to being human.

Probably. At least according to my understanding of what’s the best available empirical evidence.

31 It is humanity’s responsibility to progress.

Sounds like an invitation to the fallacy of division to me. Suppose humanity had such a responsibility? So what? If my suicide would help humanity to progress ought I feel moved to help humanity along in that fashion? What if I could help humanity to progress my nuking a bunch of people?

32 Scriptures should, at times, be open to symbolic interpretation.

Again, does anybody, even people who think that the Bible is the literal word of God, really think that those words are never meant symbolically? Is there someone who thinks that the parables of Jesus aren’t parables? Mohammed was incapable of speaking metaphorically?

You scored as Materialist.

Materialism stresses the essence of fundamental particles. Everything that exists is purely physical matter and there is no special force that holds life together. You believe that anything can be explained by breaking it up into its pieces. i.e. the big picture can be understood by its smaller elements.

Materialist 75%

Existentialist 56%

Modernist 44%

Postmodernist 38%

Romanticist 31%

Cultural Creative 25%

Fundamentalist 19%

Idealist 0%

Friday, May 20th, 2005

A Change in Direction

Since I haven’t been posting about linguistic topics to this blog very much recently (and in fact all my blog posting has been dwindling), I’ve decided to consolidate a bit, and make this my main blog since it’s the one that actually incorporates my name in the title. I’ll probably cross-post to other blogs, when the topic fits, but for this blog pretty much anything that interests me goes. Well, except politics… I’ll be creating some more categories to support this change, so if you’re only interested in my occassional linguistics and language related posts, you’ll still be able to segregate them out of the general flow of my maunderings.

Friday, May 20th, 2005

Epigrammatic

PostSecret is a site that posts pictures of postcards that have been sent in anonymously, each with somebody’s secret written on it. The two things that strike me about it is how epigrammatic many of the entries are…and the effect builds the more of them you read, and how depressing most of the secrets are…and that effect builds too.

Friday, May 20th, 2005