Archive for January, 2005

It’s a pretty small rent

Language Log: A Series of Unfortunate Events:

It seems that at Stanford — and for that matter at Penn — you can go through an entire undergraduate and graduate program in English without ever learning anything about the analysis of language. Think about it: you can get a doctorate in English without knowing how to analyze or even describe the structure of a sentence, the meaning of a word, the rhythm of a phrase, or the flow of a discourse. I think that this state of affairs is bizarre. If that be rent-seeking, make the most of it.

I think that there’s a pretty big difference in degree between the kind of rent-seeking, if that’s what it is, that asks that an English major be able to describe the structure of an English sentence, and the kind of rent-seeking that Glenn Whitman was bemoaning at Agoraphilia. True, he mentions Language Log specifically, but he also acknowledges in his “to be fair” aside that linguists have a point about the ignorant presenting themselves as experts on language because they happen to speak in a language. The overall point is really about people who think “Mine is the most important job in the world”, not those who stop at “Mine is a pretty important job if you happen to be studying this closely related field.”

I hope that Mark Liberman posts more about his talk, or makes notes available on the web, since I happen to think that even if linguistics isn’t the most important job in the world, it’s one of the most interesting.

Wednesday, January 26th, 2005

Well pierce my ears and call me drafty

Over at Language Log, Mark Liberman discusses the pattern _change my state_ and call me _a name appropriate given the change_, and states

And I’m not sure whether the preposition (up or down in the cited examples) is obligatory or not.

He gives as examples:

…roll me up and call me curly…
…blow me down and call me shorty…
…dress me up and call me Sally…
…grease me up and call me slider…

The answer, as the title of this post demonstrates (7 gh), is that it’s not obligatory. I originally ran into the “pierce my ears” phrase as something that Hank McCoy (the bouncing blue Beast in the X-Men and Avengers comics) said, and fell in love with it. In fact, I see that one of the Google Hits was a post of mine on Foolippic in response to a Language Log post on “Dadburn it.”

Other examples (using the preposition in) are:

  • well, roll me in sugar and call me doughy
  • well, roll me in corn-flour and call me dinner (attributed to Foghorn Leghorn)
  • well, roll me in shit and call me Daisy/stinky
  • well, dip me in hot fudge and call me a sundae
  • well, dip me in sugar and call me sweet-potato pie
  • well, dip me in mucous and call me phlegmatic

And

  • well, smack my ass/behind and call me Charley/Shirley/etc
  • well, gyrate my pelvis and call me The King
  • well, rub my chest and call me Vix

The “well, ” seems to be an important part of the phrase. Or maybe it just makes it easy to Google for.

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005

Nofollow

I’ve updated this WordPress installation to automatically add the rel=”nofollow” tag to any links in the comments. This is part of an attempt by Google and the other search engines to change the economics of comment spam and discourage the spammers:

From now on, when Google sees the attribute (rel=”nofollow”) on hyperlinks, those links won’t get any credit when we rank websites in our search results. This isn’t a negative vote for the site where the comment was posted; it’s just a way to make sure that spammers get no benefit from abusing public areas like blog comments, trackbacks, and referrer lists.

Since all the major players in the blog hosting world are going along with this, it seems like a good idea to me. Many of the privately hosted blogs, like this one, were taking fairly stringent measures already to deny comment spammers the benefit of their viciousness, but since most bloggers are on hosted sites and either don’t have the time or the expertise to do much about comment spam, our efforts didn’t really have any effect on the payoff for spammers searching for page-rank. If Google and the other search engines, though, can systematically deny comment spammers the benefit of their links, particularly in the huge arena of the hosted blogs at places like Blogger, LiveJournal, TypePad, etc. that could really put a dent in the effectiveness of comment spam as a technique. I don’t think anything will change immediately, since there’s not much benefit to the spammers to change their existing scripts, but if the sites that are trying to pull traffic start falling in rank, that could change. Certainly fiddling around in the margins (the blogs that do take active steps to prevent comment spam) was never going to change anything, and more and more blogs were giving up on allowing commenting entirely, since even the effort of moderating the posts was getting to be too much. I just deleted over 1600 spam comments on this blog; they never made it past moderation, but if I hadn’t hacked my moderation page to make the default action “delete”, it would have taken me hours.

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005

Laughing Japanese-style

Language Log: “Ho ho ho”, she laughed in a refined feminine way:

In Japanese manga, (according to the first link above), “masculine laughter” is “ha ha ha” or “ahahaha”, whereas “refined feminine laughter” is “ho ho ho”. This seems to be the opposite phonetic direction from English, where stereotypically feminine laughter is usually represented as something like “teeheehee”, and “ho ho ho” is what Santa Claus does. In manga, apparently “a strange laugh” is “hu hu hu” or “fu fu fu”. This would be strange in English as well, too strange to use, I think. The English convention for diabolical laughter is more like “bwahaha”.

It’s a convention, I think, but not just a manga convention. Liberman’s right that it seems to be a phonetic difference–the actual sounds are different and not just the representation. If you watch anime, for instance, the refined female characters really do laugh in a particular way, with a high-pitched /ou/ sound and a very light /h/ (they also typically cover their mouths with the back of one hand while doing this) and “hohoho” is probably how any American who heard it would transcribe it. Kodachi Kuno from Ranma 1/2 is famous for this, and I have at least one female friend who can do a quite passable imitation. I have no idea whether any Japanese women actually laugh spontaneously like this, or whether it’s a theatrical affectation like the English villanous mwa-ha-ha while rubbing the hands or twirling the ends of the moustache. The huhuhu laugh1 is also a pretty straightforward way of writing the sound that is made. It’s diabolical laughter, but of a particular kind, generally indicating that the laugher is perverse or wicked. An Iago might laugh that way (or the mysterious priest Xellos, from Slayers) A mad scientist or other full-bore maniac would be more likely, I think, to use a mwa-ha-ha kind of laugh (spelled ba-ha-ha-ha, I would guess) while standing arms akimbo, but that may be the influence of English theatrical villain conventions.

At any rate, this seems to be quite different from, say, “cockadoodle-doo” versus “kikirikiki” where (presumably) the animal is making the same noise however the local language chooses to represent it. They really are quite different laughs, and not just different representations of the same laughs.

Read the rest of the post…there are some very interesting links.

  1. fufufu is just a different way of romanizing it, because there’s no written distinction between the sounds…in katakana France is written Hu-ra-n-su.

Friday, January 21st, 2005

New King Alfred’s

Wormtalk and Slugspeak has announced a new version of his King Alfred’s Grammar, that eliminates the need for a special font download for letters like ð and þ

Thursday, January 20th, 2005

Language Log: Buffaloing buffalo

Since I mentioned Buffalo buffalo recently, I thought I’d point out what Language Log has to say:

Language Log: Buffaloing buffalo

I will give you just one example, the case of strings consisting entirely of repetitions of the word buffalo. It turns out that all such strings are grammatical

Thursday, January 20th, 2005

Footnotes

I really like the way that the Textile2 plugin for WordPress lets you do footnotes easily, but I just noticed that the way that it writes the html for them, when multiple posts appear on a page the links in the notes get screwed up. I’d need to make sure that the footnote numbers are unique in order to solve this problem, which seems like too much trouble since there are varying numbers of post per page depending on whether you’re looking at the current view, a particular day’s view in the calendar, or a single post. So I’m going to punt and assume that since most posts aren’t that long, and most of my footnotes aren’t very important, readers can visually piece it together. If you actually find a particular entry confusing just click on the title of the post to switch to a post-by-post view, and the footnote links will work properly.

Saturday, January 15th, 2005

I never noticed

From Wormtalk and Slugspeak:

An inconsistency or error in Susan Cooper’s The Dark is Rising

Compare the following:

Gwen and Margaret came stumbling together out of the bedroom they shared, wearing nightdresses, rubbing their eyes. “There’s no need to bellow,” Barbara said reproachfully to Will (47)

Barbara, sitting on the floor beside her mother, took the little carved wooden T from her hand and added it to a row she had made on the carpet of every initial in order. “Tom, Steve, Max, Gwen, Robin and Paul, me [Barbara], Mary, James,” she said. “But where’s the W for Will?” (70).

Like Michael Drout, I’ve read The Dark Is Rising numerous times. At one point when I was younger it was my favorite book, and I actually have an autographed copy. (Moment of panic, as I’m not sure where it is right now.) I still remember the entire poem. But I never, ever, noticed that.

Saturday, January 15th, 2005

How Historical Linguistics demonstrates that Intelligent Design isn’t science

In Trask’s Historical Linguistics there’s a very illuminating discussion (pp 78-82) of changes in phonological systems, in particular of Latin rhotacization–the change from an intervocalic /s/ to intervocalic /r/. There were several stages to this change, and the change was absolutely regular: every instance of pre-Latin intervocalic /s/ became intervocalic /r/ in Classical Latin. On the other hand, Classical Latin did have instances of intervocalic /s/, e.g. ecclesia, quasi, and visum. All of these turn out to have explanations, such as being borrowed after the shift had occurred (ecclesia, probably rosa), or not having intervocalic /s/ at the time of the shift (quasi, visum). Trask writes (ibid 82-83):

There are two important lessons here. First, a sound change normally happens at some particular time in the history of the language, and then stops. Consequently, the phonological history of a language consists of a series of changes, each acting on what’s left over from the last change. As a result of these accumulating layers of changes, the effects of earlier changes may be increasingly obscured by the effects of later ones. In our Latin example, various later changes reintroduced intervocalic /s/ into the language after the rhoticism had eliminated it; as a result we can’t immediately tell by looking at Classical Latin that the language had, centuries earlier, lost every single intervocalic /s/. We know this only because of patient and careful investigation by historical linguists.

Second, our policy of insisting that sound change must be regular is fruitful. If scholars had thrown their hands into the air and declared the troublesome words to be mere exceptions to rhotacism, there would have been no reason to worry about them. By insisting on their regularity, however, they were forced to find explanations for the odd cases, and, as you can see, they have been very successful in finding those explanations — and, as a result, they have wound up knowing rather more about the history of Latin than might otherwise have been the case. Even the few really nasty cases like rosa remain as puzzles to be investigated, and perhaps a future scholar will manage to find definitive solutions to these, too. But, without the regularity hypothesis as a guiding principle, there would be no reason for anybody even to look for such solutions.

The point I’m making about Intelligent Design1 should be clear: ID is nothing but an exhortation for scholars (specifically biologists) to throw their hands in the air every time they come across something that seems puzzling. It’s not a scientific hypothesis, despite what its proponents claim, because it is anti-fruitful. It doesn’t require any kind of Popperian view of the philosophy of science or verifiabilty and falsifiability to see that saying “I don’t currently understand how this happened, so it must be beyond explanation” isn’t a research strategy at all. ID is sterile2. To claim that biologists should take ID seriously is to claim that biologists should take something like Sidney Harris’s cartoon3 as a publishable result.
Life on Earth, too, is a series of changes, each acting on what’s left over from the last change. The hypothesis is, must be in order to be fruitful, that this is absolutely regular: following the laws of physics, chemistry, and biology, with no exceptions. As soon as you’re willing to throw your hands in the air and say, well this bit is inexplicable, you might as well pack it in; there’s nothing further that you’re going to learn, because you’re going to stop even looking. To do science, or really any kind of scholarly research, you have to start with the assumption “There’s an explanation for that”; ID’s “hypothesis” is “There’s no explaining that.”

  1. Intelligent Design is the “theory” that there exist biological systems in nature that can only be explained by having been designed by an intelligent agent, although the mechanism by which the intelligent agent induced that design in the biological system, and how the designer came into being need not be explained. IOW, it’s Creationism disguised in a lab coat.
  2. Originally I wrote that ID is necessarily sterile, but that’s not completely true. If ID proponents took it seriously as science, they could try doing some research along the lines of how would it work without supernatural intervention: If this system was designed, where’s the evidence (ignorance isn’t evidence) of a designer? Where are the tools? Where are the marks made by the tools? If the genes for this system were added to an existing organism, how was that done? Manufactured Viruses? Can we find any viruses that splice DNA into their hosts? Can we find any archaeological evidence of ancient genetic engineering laboratories? If the designers didn’t originate on Earth, where did they come from? How did they come into being? Is there an evolutionary path from non-life to intelligent designers that doesn’t pass through any bottleneck systems that require design? But ID folks don’t do this, because they aren’t serious about treating it as science; they don’t want to explain or understand, they just want to get other people to stop trying.

Friday, January 14th, 2005

And So Don’t I!

The X-Bar: …And So Don’t I

One recent item was the use of “and so don’t I” as a positive response to a positive statement (or as a tag). My student’s informant was a Scranton, PA, native, and another student (from Central NY) said it’s native to him, as well.

I certainly heard this growing up in New England, although as a transplant (several generations short of being a native by New England reckoning) I don’t think I ever uttered it myself. I never adopted the non-rhotic accent, either.

Thursday, January 13th, 2005